With disdain, he considers modern women:
ditching wifely duties, wearing sweatpants,
working on laptops after dinner instead of
donning delightful pegnoir ensembles to
entertain their men. So distasteful.
They wanted to go into combat? Hah!
As far as he’s concerned, enough is enough.
Time to stop this ridiculous anti-male crap.
Time to stop trying to be men’s equals, learn
to gratefully accept their cushy feminine fate.
If these ghouls today really want to serve their
country, they’ll go back to stiletto heels, micro
skirts, and sexy lingerie. Instead of getting
offended every time a man looks at them, ladies
oughta smear on a little red lipstick, beautify
the Earth like God intended they should.
After all, why would any girl pretty enough
to hitch her little wagon to a well-heeled man
give up all that luxury and ease—to say nothing
of her biblical duty to take care of her husband
and children? It’s the greatest job in the world!
The problem with modern women, he decided
years ago, is they’re incapable of understanding
how damn good they actually have it. Sad!
(c) 2018, by Hannah Six
Housewife: Public domain image
Trump: Gage Skidmore via Flickr