Sunday, February 25, 2018

With Disdain (Day 403)

With disdain, he considers modern women: 
ditching wifely duties, wearing sweatpants,
working on laptops after dinner instead of 
donning delightful pegnoir ensembles to 
entertain their men. So distasteful. 

They wanted to go into combat? Hah!
As far as he’s concerned, enough is enough.
Time to stop this ridiculous anti-male crap.
Time to stop trying to be men’s equals, learn 
to gratefully accept their cushy feminine fate. 

If these ghouls today really want to serve their 
country, they’ll go back to stiletto heels, micro 
skirts, and sexy lingerie. Instead of getting 
offended every time a man looks at them, ladies 
oughta smear on a little red lipstick, beautify 
the Earth like God intended they should.

After all, why would any girl pretty enough 
to hitch her little wagon to a well-heeled man 
give up all that luxury and ease—to say nothing 
of her biblical duty to take care of her husband 
and children? It’s the greatest job in the world!

The problem with modern women, he decided 
years ago, is they’re incapable of understanding 
how damn good they actually have it. Sad!

(c) 2018, by Hannah Six

Original images:
Housewife: Public domain image
Trump: Gage Skidmore via Flickr

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