Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Junk Mail* (Poem 317)

We have recently learned that 
discreet housewives can't say 
goodbye to weight-loss experts;
that hot Chinese girls never 
complete auto repairs or 
trick local Jewish singles;
and that the president waived 
the sexy visions of beautiful 
married women. 
But, what if technology could
restore youthful hair? 
You could already be longer, 
harder, stronger, more... You 
still have time to change 
your perfect panty, 
sell your timeshare, or browse 
profiles of love through faith. 
This 10-second holiday could prevent your heart attack.

(c) 2014, by Hannah Six



*Once again, thank you, spammers, for providing such bountiful material and inspiration!